Steve: Totally would believe this cover if I saw it on an old module.
Zack: Anything that has polyps, nodules, sacs or growths has probably appeared on at least one Erol Otus D&D cover.
Steve: Crazy redhead with a whip is turning me on a little bit.
Zack: Same, except for me it's the cleric trying to turn undead on ant eater cthulhu.
Steve: You need serious help.
Zack: What if I told you I was a doctor?Steve: I wouldn't believe you.
Zack: What if I showed you a jpeg of a stethoscope?Steve: Hm, that's a start. Does it say CORBIS on the image?
Zack: Only because I am Dr. Corbis.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.