Steve: Totally would believe this cover if I saw it on an old module.
Zack: Anything that has polyps, nodules, sacs or growths has probably appeared on at least one Erol Otus D&D cover.
Steve: Crazy redhead with a whip is turning me on a little bit.
Zack: Same, except for me it's the cleric trying to turn undead on ant eater cthulhu.
Steve: You need serious help.
Zack: What if I told you I was a doctor?Steve: I wouldn't believe you.
Zack: What if I showed you a jpeg of a stethoscope?Steve: Hm, that's a start. Does it say CORBIS on the image?
Zack: Only because I am Dr. Corbis.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.