Steve: Totally would believe this cover if I saw it on an old module.
Zack: Anything that has polyps, nodules, sacs or growths has probably appeared on at least one Erol Otus D&D cover.
Steve: Crazy redhead with a whip is turning me on a little bit.
Zack: Same, except for me it's the cleric trying to turn undead on ant eater cthulhu.
Steve: You need serious help.
Zack: What if I told you I was a doctor?Steve: I wouldn't believe you.
Zack: What if I showed you a jpeg of a stethoscope?Steve: Hm, that's a start. Does it say CORBIS on the image?
Zack: Only because I am Dr. Corbis.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.