Steve: Totally would believe this cover if I saw it on an old module.
Zack: Anything that has polyps, nodules, sacs or growths has probably appeared on at least one Erol Otus D&D cover.
Steve: Crazy redhead with a whip is turning me on a little bit.
Zack: Same, except for me it's the cleric trying to turn undead on ant eater cthulhu.
Steve: You need serious help.
Zack: What if I told you I was a doctor?Steve: I wouldn't believe you.
Zack: What if I showed you a jpeg of a stethoscope?Steve: Hm, that's a start. Does it say CORBIS on the image?
Zack: Only because I am Dr. Corbis.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.