Steve: Totally would believe this cover if I saw it on an old module.
Zack: Anything that has polyps, nodules, sacs or growths has probably appeared on at least one Erol Otus D&D cover.
Steve: Crazy redhead with a whip is turning me on a little bit.
Zack: Same, except for me it's the cleric trying to turn undead on ant eater cthulhu.
Steve: You need serious help.
Zack: What if I told you I was a doctor?Steve: I wouldn't believe you.
Zack: What if I showed you a jpeg of a stethoscope?Steve: Hm, that's a start. Does it say CORBIS on the image?
Zack: Only because I am Dr. Corbis.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.