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Steve: Hubba hubba little steam punk elfy lady.
Zack: You're talking to a cartoon.
Steve: Uh ever hear of something called Cool World? Gabriel Byrne talked to a cartoon so much he had sex with her!
Zack: Somewhere in a history book is a little pull out box with DID YOU KNOW: The first person to have sex with a cartoon was Gabriel Byrne.Zack: Although I could be wrong. Before the movie code I bet some of those Disney shorts were pretty wild. Donald Duck just hammering away at a racist anti-Japanese caricature. Fuck Tojo's Face.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.