Colin and Laurel's
"The Statuary Corridor"
was so nice and clean it was almost too clean

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Steve: Hubba hubba little steam punk elfy lady.

Zack: You're talking to a cartoon.

Steve: Uh ever hear of something called Cool World? Gabriel Byrne talked to a cartoon so much he had sex with her!

Zack: Somewhere in a history book is a little pull out box with DID YOU KNOW: The first person to have sex with a cartoon was Gabriel Byrne.

Zack: Although I could be wrong. Before the movie code I bet some of those Disney shorts were pretty wild. Donald Duck just hammering away at a racist anti-Japanese caricature. Fuck Tojo's Face.
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