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Steve: Hubba hubba little steam punk elfy lady.
Zack: You're talking to a cartoon.
Steve: Uh ever hear of something called Cool World? Gabriel Byrne talked to a cartoon so much he had sex with her!
Zack: Somewhere in a history book is a little pull out box with DID YOU KNOW: The first person to have sex with a cartoon was Gabriel Byrne.Zack: Although I could be wrong. Before the movie code I bet some of those Disney shorts were pretty wild. Donald Duck just hammering away at a racist anti-Japanese caricature. Fuck Tojo's Face.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.