"She-Wolf of the S.S. Enterprise"
Zack: Some of Wegman's edgier stuff here.
Steve: I was gonna ask, is that just a dog dressed in people clothes or is it some sort of dog man?
Zack: Wolfmen exist in the realistic sci-fi setting of Traveller. The game that forces you to use calculus to determine starship fuel requirements has bipedial sentient wolves and they wear blazers. Thank you for playing Traveller.
Steve: Bro, you sound hostile to Traveller.
Zack: I tried to play it once many years ago.
Steve: What happened?
Zack: Nothing yet, we're still rolling up our characters.
Steve: I'd have more of a problem with this dude than the math or whatever. I mean, I got nothing against furries, but I don't know if I can play a game with furries.
Zack: Don't let your modern prejudices ruin a perfectly good wolfman. Traveller had animal people long before furries existed as anything other than dudes jacking off to Ducktales.
Steve: Does that mean I can play Furcadia again?Zack: That depends on how often you jack off to Ducktales.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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