"She-Wolf of the S.S. Enterprise"
Zack: Some of Wegman's edgier stuff here.
Steve: I was gonna ask, is that just a dog dressed in people clothes or is it some sort of dog man?
Zack: Wolfmen exist in the realistic sci-fi setting of Traveller. The game that forces you to use calculus to determine starship fuel requirements has bipedial sentient wolves and they wear blazers. Thank you for playing Traveller.
Steve: Bro, you sound hostile to Traveller.
Zack: I tried to play it once many years ago.
Steve: What happened?
Zack: Nothing yet, we're still rolling up our characters.
Steve: I'd have more of a problem with this dude than the math or whatever. I mean, I got nothing against furries, but I don't know if I can play a game with furries.
Zack: Don't let your modern prejudices ruin a perfectly good wolfman. Traveller had animal people long before furries existed as anything other than dudes jacking off to Ducktales.
Steve: Does that mean I can play Furcadia again?Zack: That depends on how often you jack off to Ducktales.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.