Zack: We combed through a stack of Traveller books for these crappy pictures and way too many of them had pages like this one.
Steve: The game here is try to figure out what all that stuff means. I think one of those columns is for atmosphere composition of planets.
Zack: The one to the left of that is a list of lottery numbers.Steve: One column is just "Ma" over and over.
Zack: I think I figured out two of them. Hexadecimal color values and geo-caching coordinates.
Steve: Dog man down there is gonna be amazed at what we find buried next to the rock shaped like a wiener.
Zack: Yes! One of those plasma spheres you can buy at Sharper Image!
Steve: Welcome to the amazing technological future, dude. It's a lot like winning the lottery.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.