Zack: We combed through a stack of Traveller books for these crappy pictures and way too many of them had pages like this one.
Steve: The game here is try to figure out what all that stuff means. I think one of those columns is for atmosphere composition of planets.
Zack: The one to the left of that is a list of lottery numbers.Steve: One column is just "Ma" over and over.
Zack: I think I figured out two of them. Hexadecimal color values and geo-caching coordinates.
Steve: Dog man down there is gonna be amazed at what we find buried next to the rock shaped like a wiener.
Zack: Yes! One of those plasma spheres you can buy at Sharper Image!
Steve: Welcome to the amazing technological future, dude. It's a lot like winning the lottery.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.