"Can't Take the Sky From Me"
Steve: I don't really understand this picture. I get the drama with the cowboy and the Predator, but is that ship above them? Is it in front of them? What's going on?
Zack: Maybe it's a speech bubble. The Predator is trying to explain the spaceship to the Browncoat using hand gestures.
Steve: "Have you seen my spaceship? It looks a whole lot like a Romulan spaceship from Star Trek. Like pretty much some lazy dude copied that."
Zack: "Oh, wait, never mind, it's back there hovering above that topographical map."
Steve: And then he makes a bunch of clicking noises and shoots that dude's chest out with his shoulder cannon.
Zack: Get Joss Whedon on the horn. Tell him we've got season 2 of Firefly all planned out.
Steve: Aw man, that show ruled. The only thing that could make it better would be Predators.
Zack: And more teenage girls with superpowers beating up the men who sexually menace them.
Steve: In half shirts so you can see their abs. And no bra.
Zack: Whedon is gonna love this!
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
Buy three Epic Loot Crates for only $7.99, get a free fourth loot crate for only $2.99!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.