"Can't Take the Sky From Me"
Steve: I don't really understand this picture. I get the drama with the cowboy and the Predator, but is that ship above them? Is it in front of them? What's going on?
Zack: Maybe it's a speech bubble. The Predator is trying to explain the spaceship to the Browncoat using hand gestures.
Steve: "Have you seen my spaceship? It looks a whole lot like a Romulan spaceship from Star Trek. Like pretty much some lazy dude copied that."
Zack: "Oh, wait, never mind, it's back there hovering above that topographical map."
Steve: And then he makes a bunch of clicking noises and shoots that dude's chest out with his shoulder cannon.
Zack: Get Joss Whedon on the horn. Tell him we've got season 2 of Firefly all planned out.
Steve: Aw man, that show ruled. The only thing that could make it better would be Predators.
Zack: And more teenage girls with superpowers beating up the men who sexually menace them.
Steve: In half shirts so you can see their abs. And no bra.
Zack: Whedon is gonna love this!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.