"Can't Take the Sky From Me"
Steve: I don't really understand this picture. I get the drama with the cowboy and the Predator, but is that ship above them? Is it in front of them? What's going on?
Zack: Maybe it's a speech bubble. The Predator is trying to explain the spaceship to the Browncoat using hand gestures.
Steve: "Have you seen my spaceship? It looks a whole lot like a Romulan spaceship from Star Trek. Like pretty much some lazy dude copied that."
Zack: "Oh, wait, never mind, it's back there hovering above that topographical map."
Steve: And then he makes a bunch of clicking noises and shoots that dude's chest out with his shoulder cannon.
Zack: Get Joss Whedon on the horn. Tell him we've got season 2 of Firefly all planned out.
Steve: Aw man, that show ruled. The only thing that could make it better would be Predators.
Zack: And more teenage girls with superpowers beating up the men who sexually menace them.
Steve: In half shirts so you can see their abs. And no bra.
Zack: Whedon is gonna love this!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.