Zack: We had to end it on Siembieda.
Steve: Wow, that dude was drawing some bad ideas all the way back in 1980.
Zack: At least this finally answers the question of which came first, Rifts Sourcebook 73: Easter Island Technomagic Dragon Police Army or the egg..
Steve: There really aren't enough bodybuilding eggs wearing sleeveless spacesuits in science fiction artwork.
Zack: You hear that, sci-fi artists? Siembieda did his part, now it's up to you! Though his Palladium output might make you think he is 1,000 men he is only one, so he needs your help to bring the space egg men back.
Steve: Bro, I am staring at this and its sort of, like, profound. Like I'm having a catharsis.
Zack: Does it involve eggs?Steve: What if our whole universe is in an egg? And it keeps expanding and expanding until instead of getting sucked back in by a black hole or whatever we finally crack open the universe egg.
Zack: What's outside the egg?Steve: If I knew that I'd have all the answers. I hope it's a skillet.
Zack: It's probably going to be Kevin Siembieda and we're all just things he dreamed up. We've all been randomly generated from a chart in Rifts Sourcebook 0: Beyond Infinity.
Steve: I hope I have eyes on stalks and big hooters.
Zack: I hope I'm Renela.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.