Steve: Dang, I realize there's no friction or whatever in space, but does that mean you've gotta make your spaceship look like a Snickers bar?
Zack: Hungry? Why wait? It's going to be months before the hamburger ship shows up.
Steve: I've got a toaster and it's chrome and has cool buttons you push down when you toast something. They could just make it a block like a crappy toast VCR, but instead they designed some crap.Zack: The really dubious part of the whole design are those stupid fins on the back. They're not fooling anyone with those things. It's like putting a spoiler on a steamroller.
Steve: I like the giant dish on the front. "We're receiving a transmission from Snickers Bar 19. They said stomach should stand by for payload."
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.