Steve: Dang, I realize there's no friction or whatever in space, but does that mean you've gotta make your spaceship look like a Snickers bar?
Zack: Hungry? Why wait? It's going to be months before the hamburger ship shows up.
Steve: I've got a toaster and it's chrome and has cool buttons you push down when you toast something. They could just make it a block like a crappy toast VCR, but instead they designed some crap.Zack: The really dubious part of the whole design are those stupid fins on the back. They're not fooling anyone with those things. It's like putting a spoiler on a steamroller.
Steve: I like the giant dish on the front. "We're receiving a transmission from Snickers Bar 19. They said stomach should stand by for payload."
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.