"As Above, So Below"
Zack: In case you were wondering if both lower and upper decks were carpeted, here's your answer.
Steve: Do we need to buy two vacuums or do you think we can get it up the ladder?Zack: Might have trouble forcing it through the space anus. Better get two vacuums.
Steve: Dude, I don't know, without any sense of scale here I have no idea what we're dealing with.
Zack: Good point. What if that anus connecting the two levels is actually a thousand miles across and the two decks are just tiny rooms on either side?
Steve: You're right. Definitely four vacuums.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.