Zack: Hobo Santa is putting some dogs on the naughty list.
Steve: I wish I could teach my dog to drink out of straws.
Zack: Any reason or are you just being aspirational?
Steve: I want to watch him drink out of a straw. I know that would be hilarious.
Zack: My neighbors had a horse that drank root beer when I was growing up. It rated maybe a "slightly amusing" the first time and then dropped off dramatically each subsequent time.
Steve: He'd make a sour face when he drinks lemonade!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.