Zack: Hobo Santa is putting some dogs on the naughty list.
Steve: I wish I could teach my dog to drink out of straws.
Zack: Any reason or are you just being aspirational?
Steve: I want to watch him drink out of a straw. I know that would be hilarious.
Zack: My neighbors had a horse that drank root beer when I was growing up. It rated maybe a "slightly amusing" the first time and then dropped off dramatically each subsequent time.
Steve: He'd make a sour face when he drinks lemonade!
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.