Zack: Downloading cyberwolf.exe.
Zack: ERROR cannot uninstall cyberwolf is inside your system firewalls!!!
Zack: Downloading stevesnakedmom.pcx.
Steve: I'm turning off the computer!Zack: Do you want to keep stevesnakedmom.pcx as your desktop? y/n
Steve: NZack: stevesnakedmom.pcx permanently made your dekstop background forever GREETZ CYBERWOLF
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.