Zack: Downloading cyberwolf.exe.

Steve: Uninstalling!

Zack: ERROR cannot uninstall cyberwolf is inside your system firewalls!!!

Steve: NOOO!

Zack: Downloading stevesnakedmom.pcx.

Steve: I'm turning off the computer!

Zack: Do you want to keep stevesnakedmom.pcx as your desktop? y/n

Steve: N

Zack: stevesnakedmom.pcx permanently made your dekstop background forever GREETZ CYBERWOLF

Steve: DANG

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