Zack: Downloading cyberwolf.exe.
Zack: ERROR cannot uninstall cyberwolf is inside your system firewalls!!!
Zack: Downloading stevesnakedmom.pcx.
Steve: I'm turning off the computer!Zack: Do you want to keep stevesnakedmom.pcx as your desktop? y/n
Steve: NZack: stevesnakedmom.pcx permanently made your dekstop background forever GREETZ CYBERWOLF
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.