Zack: Clean and sober for two years. He has a golden voice that's God's Gift. Just give him a chance.
Steve: Is it wrong I feel relieved this is the worst you came up with for the last picture?
Zack: We've only scratched the surface, Steve. There is so much bad Werewolf art and when we're done with that...Werewolf Wild West.Steve: As long as I don't have to look at more bloody dildo bathroom scenes.
Zack: Do you still love White Wolf games?Steve: You're wearing me down.
Zack: I only shine my light on things already in the game.Steve: I'm not going to break though dude. I played Changeling.
Zack: That's the fairy one, right?
Steve: I had a Chinese vampire and a were alligator. I played a Hunter in a campaign based on Dark Towers. You're never going to win this battle.Zack: I'll consider that a challenge.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.