Zack: Clean and sober for two years. He has a golden voice that's God's Gift. Just give him a chance.
Steve: Is it wrong I feel relieved this is the worst you came up with for the last picture?
Zack: We've only scratched the surface, Steve. There is so much bad Werewolf art and when we're done with that...Werewolf Wild West.Steve: As long as I don't have to look at more bloody dildo bathroom scenes.
Zack: Do you still love White Wolf games?Steve: You're wearing me down.
Zack: I only shine my light on things already in the game.Steve: I'm not going to break though dude. I played Changeling.
Zack: That's the fairy one, right?
Steve: I had a Chinese vampire and a were alligator. I played a Hunter in a campaign based on Dark Towers. You're never going to win this battle.Zack: I'll consider that a challenge.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.