Zack: Clean and sober for two years. He has a golden voice that's God's Gift. Just give him a chance.
Steve: Is it wrong I feel relieved this is the worst you came up with for the last picture?
Zack: We've only scratched the surface, Steve. There is so much bad Werewolf art and when we're done with that...Werewolf Wild West.Steve: As long as I don't have to look at more bloody dildo bathroom scenes.
Zack: Do you still love White Wolf games?Steve: You're wearing me down.
Zack: I only shine my light on things already in the game.Steve: I'm not going to break though dude. I played Changeling.
Zack: That's the fairy one, right?
Steve: I had a Chinese vampire and a were alligator. I played a Hunter in a campaign based on Dark Towers. You're never going to win this battle.Zack: I'll consider that a challenge.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.