Zack: Yiff Furry: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Steve: Seems like maybe you should just turn back into a dude to shoot a machine gun. I mean, I'm not judging or anything, but what's the advantage of being a big wolf man?
Steve: Why the mask? We can't hide our true nature of being a wolf man behind the masks society forces us to wear.
Zack: You ever put a sweater on a dog for Christmas or Halloween? Now try it with a body suit and about 20 straps and holsters.
Steve: Is that when you would rage?Zack: Steve, I will never rage.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.