Zack: Yiff Furry: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Steve: Seems like maybe you should just turn back into a dude to shoot a machine gun. I mean, I'm not judging or anything, but what's the advantage of being a big wolf man?
Steve: Why the mask? We can't hide our true nature of being a wolf man behind the masks society forces us to wear.
Zack: You ever put a sweater on a dog for Christmas or Halloween? Now try it with a body suit and about 20 straps and holsters.
Steve: Is that when you would rage?Zack: Steve, I will never rage.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.