Zack: Yiff Furry: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Steve: Seems like maybe you should just turn back into a dude to shoot a machine gun. I mean, I'm not judging or anything, but what's the advantage of being a big wolf man?
Steve: Why the mask? We can't hide our true nature of being a wolf man behind the masks society forces us to wear.
Zack: You ever put a sweater on a dog for Christmas or Halloween? Now try it with a body suit and about 20 straps and holsters.
Steve: Is that when you would rage?Zack: Steve, I will never rage.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.