Zack: First I couldn't find my shirt, then I couldn't find my neck, now this.
Steve: SCAR dude is on fire. Look at the pathos in that picture. You can feel the glass shards shooting into your back.
Zack: He's doing outsider art and getting paid for it.
Steve: "Awwwwoooauuughhh my frigging back! Lay off!"
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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