Zack: First I couldn't find my shirt, then I couldn't find my neck, now this.

Steve: SCAR dude is on fire. Look at the pathos in that picture. You can feel the glass shards shooting into your back.

Zack: He's doing outsider art and getting paid for it.

Steve: "Awwwwoooauuughhh my frigging back! Lay off!"

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