Zack: First I couldn't find my shirt, then I couldn't find my neck, now this.
Steve: SCAR dude is on fire. Look at the pathos in that picture. You can feel the glass shards shooting into your back.
Zack: He's doing outsider art and getting paid for it.
Steve: "Awwwwoooauuughhh my frigging back! Lay off!"
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