Zack: I can almost hear the 1992 modem sounds and see the Lycos page.

Steve: Hmm I see the first two are a building, but what about this third one...also a building?

Zack: The sky above OLD TOWN was the color of an artist tuned to zero effort.

Steve: Activate Computer. Entering Cyberrealm.

Zack: copy cyberwolf.exe to a:/

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