Zack: I can almost hear the 1992 modem sounds and see the Lycos page.
Steve: Hmm I see the first two are a building, but what about this third one...also a building?
Zack: The sky above OLD TOWN was the color of an artist tuned to zero effort.
Steve: Activate Computer. Entering Cyberrealm.
Zack: copy cyberwolf.exe to a:/
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.