Zack: I can almost hear the 1992 modem sounds and see the Lycos page.
Steve: Hmm I see the first two are a building, but what about this third one...also a building?
Zack: The sky above OLD TOWN was the color of an artist tuned to zero effort.
Steve: Activate Computer. Entering Cyberrealm.
Zack: copy cyberwolf.exe to a:/
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.