Zack: I can almost hear the 1992 modem sounds and see the Lycos page.
Steve: Hmm I see the first two are a building, but what about this third one...also a building?
Zack: The sky above OLD TOWN was the color of an artist tuned to zero effort.
Steve: Activate Computer. Entering Cyberrealm.
Zack: copy cyberwolf.exe to a:/
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.