Zack: I can almost hear the 1992 modem sounds and see the Lycos page.
Steve: Hmm I see the first two are a building, but what about this third one...also a building?
Zack: The sky above OLD TOWN was the color of an artist tuned to zero effort.
Steve: Activate Computer. Entering Cyberrealm.
Zack: copy cyberwolf.exe to a:/
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.