Zack: I can almost hear the 1992 modem sounds and see the Lycos page.
Steve: Hmm I see the first two are a building, but what about this third one...also a building?
Zack: The sky above OLD TOWN was the color of an artist tuned to zero effort.
Steve: Activate Computer. Entering Cyberrealm.
Zack: copy cyberwolf.exe to a:/
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.