Zack: Experience the thrill of the crystal parrot!

Steve: Faerun Frank and The Kingdom of the Crystal Parrot. I bet it holds amazing secrets like a big stupid UFO full of ghost aliens.

Zack: Yeah, well you can check it out for yourself. Key takeaway: The Crystal Parrot is a burglar alarm that telepathically lets you know when people walk into a room.

Steve: I am currently experiencing the thrill.

I have experienced a thrill.

Steve: Will I experience another?

Zack: Do you have any interest in a claw of magic?

Steve: Nope.

Zack: Then the thrill is gone, Steve.

Steve: And so are we! See you next time, folks!

Zack: Don't forget to buy my goddamn book.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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