Zack: Experience the thrill of the crystal parrot!
Steve: Faerun Frank and The Kingdom of the Crystal Parrot. I bet it holds amazing secrets like a big stupid UFO full of ghost aliens.
Zack: Yeah, well you can check it out for yourself. Key takeaway: The Crystal Parrot is a burglar alarm that telepathically lets you know when people walk into a room.Steve: I am currently experiencing the thrill.
Zack: I have experienced a thrill.
Steve: Will I experience another?
Zack: Do you have any interest in a claw of magic?
Zack: Then the thrill is gone, Steve.
Steve: And so are we! See you next time, folks!
Zack: Don't forget to buy my goddamn book.
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.