Steve: Here we go. Sexy babes abound, because when you are a hot Egyptian wizard babe you need some hot babe guards.
Zack: This is good. We finally get a matriarchal society, it's just one where the higher your rank, the less clothing you wear.
Steve: When you got it, dude, you got to show that stuff off. Clearly the ancient Egyptians discovered the crunch.
Zack: Sexy women in D&D are usually either being toted around by a vampire or about to cast the worst sort of spell.Steve: Summon gross bones and snakes.
Zack: Otiluke's Rancid Roadkill Revenge.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.