Steve: Here we go. Sexy babes abound, because when you are a hot Egyptian wizard babe you need some hot babe guards.
Zack: This is good. We finally get a matriarchal society, it's just one where the higher your rank, the less clothing you wear.
Steve: When you got it, dude, you got to show that stuff off. Clearly the ancient Egyptians discovered the crunch.
Zack: Sexy women in D&D are usually either being toted around by a vampire or about to cast the worst sort of spell.Steve: Summon gross bones and snakes.
Zack: Otiluke's Rancid Roadkill Revenge.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.