Steve: Here we go. Sexy babes abound, because when you are a hot Egyptian wizard babe you need some hot babe guards.

Zack: This is good. We finally get a matriarchal society, it's just one where the higher your rank, the less clothing you wear.

Steve: When you got it, dude, you got to show that stuff off. Clearly the ancient Egyptians discovered the crunch.

Zack: Sexy women in D&D are usually either being toted around by a vampire or about to cast the worst sort of spell.

Steve: Summon gross bones and snakes.

Zack: Otiluke's Rancid Roadkill Revenge.

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