Steve: "Welcome to the first meeting of the cosmically good hair club."
Zack: "We call upon you, oh ancients, to volumize and style us."
Steve: Way more people would go to church if it was like this.
Zack: What, officiated by Carl Sagan with luxurious gray hair in a church crumbling into the cosmos itself?Steve: No, dude, with super sweet robes and effects and hot babes all around you.
Zack: Those are not hot babes.
Steve: Argh!! Even the wizard book is the worst, luring me in with the hot ghost babe on the cover and then giving me nothing but tons of men.
Zack: Billions and billions of men.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.