Steve: "Welcome to the first meeting of the cosmically good hair club."
Zack: "We call upon you, oh ancients, to volumize and style us."
Steve: Way more people would go to church if it was like this.
Zack: What, officiated by Carl Sagan with luxurious gray hair in a church crumbling into the cosmos itself?Steve: No, dude, with super sweet robes and effects and hot babes all around you.
Zack: Those are not hot babes.
Steve: Argh!! Even the wizard book is the worst, luring me in with the hot ghost babe on the cover and then giving me nothing but tons of men.
Zack: Billions and billions of men.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.