Steve: "Welcome to the first meeting of the cosmically good hair club."

Zack: "We call upon you, oh ancients, to volumize and style us."

Steve: Way more people would go to church if it was like this.

Zack: What, officiated by Carl Sagan with luxurious gray hair in a church crumbling into the cosmos itself?

Steve: No, dude, with super sweet robes and effects and hot babes all around you.

Zack: Those are not hot babes.

Steve: Argh!! Even the wizard book is the worst, luring me in with the hot ghost babe on the cover and then giving me nothing but tons of men.

Zack: Billions and billions of men.


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