Dr. Thorpe: Somewhere, the Tin Man has a big sloppy grin on his face.
Zack: For now. In about two hours he's going to have a bunch of itchy sequins popping up on his crotch.
Dr. Thorpe: Even under treatment, it may still be possible to spread bedazzles to others.
Zack: Sleep with the wrong person and you might just end up with "COREY" written on the back of your denim jacket in rhinestones.
Dr. Thorpe: God, Peter Gallagher's tweezers must be so jealous right now.
Dr. Thorpe: I'm not sure what that means, but if you don't think too hard about it, you'll probably be able to accept it as an eyebrow joke and move on.
Zack: I'm just glad to see the Karma Chameleon has bounced back from the endangered species list.
Dr. Thorpe: Well, it comes and goes.
Zack: I was worried that mankind had irreversibly encroached upon its natural habitat of men's bathrooms in Brixton.
Zack: I'm not sure what that means, but if you don't think too hard about it, you'll probably be able to accept it as a cottaging joke and move on.
Dr. Thorpe: This picture kind of reminds me of when George Lucas puts his kids in the Star Wars movies. "Who's that fat little alien in the bad makeup? No, don't look at the camera, you're in a movie! Stop it!"
Zack: I wonder if she has ever been on a date with a guy and he sort of struggles for a compliment and then just blurts out, "your face is really round!"
Dr. Thorpe: Yeah, or if he's trying to work up something romantic to say, and he looks up at the full moon, then down at her face, then up at the moon again, then he thinks "nah, better not."
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