"Cretzal" is definitely going to hell over this Rodney King parody! Oh come on, like any divine power would even give a damn about you. OH LOOK, THE FRENCH SURRENDERED AGAIN!

"CaptainHorseshoes" is out if his farking mind with this one! This is probably the only good image ever uploaded by a Farker.

Wow, Toasty! My psychotic Mortal Kombat references aside, this "Hicks" pic sure is shitacular. What's Mrs. Spears even doing?

Time to activate the Fotoscope and get to the bottom of this important mystery!

OH MY, It's Michelangelo! Good one Hicks! You redeemed yourself, but not enough that the world still doesn't hate you.

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