"Cretzal" is definitely going to hell over this Rodney King parody! Oh come on, like any divine power would even give a damn about you. OH LOOK, THE FRENCH SURRENDERED AGAIN!
"CaptainHorseshoes" is out if his farking mind with this one! This is probably the only good image ever uploaded by a Farker.
Wow, Toasty! My psychotic Mortal Kombat references aside, this "Hicks" pic sure is shitacular. What's Mrs. Spears even doing?
Time to activate the Fotoscope and get to the bottom of this important mystery!
OH MY, It's Michelangelo! Good one Hicks! You redeemed yourself, but not enough that the world still doesn't hate you.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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