"Cretzal" is definitely going to hell over this Rodney King parody! Oh come on, like any divine power would even give a damn about you. OH LOOK, THE FRENCH SURRENDERED AGAIN!
"CaptainHorseshoes" is out if his farking mind with this one! This is probably the only good image ever uploaded by a Farker.
Wow, Toasty! My psychotic Mortal Kombat references aside, this "Hicks" pic sure is shitacular. What's Mrs. Spears even doing?
Time to activate the Fotoscope and get to the bottom of this important mystery!
OH MY, It's Michelangelo! Good one Hicks! You redeemed yourself, but not enough that the world still doesn't hate you.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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