"Dr Boner" scoops the tabloids with this gay love scene! I'm always impressed by what people can do with Photoshop! No, really, I mean that. Okay, I'm lying.
Farker "Dimbulb" keeps on trucking! LOL! I hope you get run over by a semi hauling superficial products.
Farker "OurFlint" does an awesome job blending everything together in this winner. To put this in non-computer terms, he put rocks and fruit in a blender and expected to make juice.
"Weaps" pulls out this hilarious joke about the anti-war protesters. You should totally work for Leno! If anything, your gross incompetence would somehow make his hideous show more entertaining.
"YahelC" couldn't let this contest go by without a pig joke! Very good Photoshopping, sir! Allow me set up my monitor on a hill so I can see your imaginative picture at the proper angle.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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