"Dr Boner" scoops the tabloids with this gay love scene! I'm always impressed by what people can do with Photoshop! No, really, I mean that. Okay, I'm lying.
Farker "Dimbulb" keeps on trucking! LOL! I hope you get run over by a semi hauling superficial products.
Farker "OurFlint" does an awesome job blending everything together in this winner. To put this in non-computer terms, he put rocks and fruit in a blender and expected to make juice.
"Weaps" pulls out this hilarious joke about the anti-war protesters. You should totally work for Leno! If anything, your gross incompetence would somehow make his hideous show more entertaining.
"YahelC" couldn't let this contest go by without a pig joke! Very good Photoshopping, sir! Allow me set up my monitor on a hill so I can see your imaginative picture at the proper angle.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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