|Henchman Status Update (6 of 6)|
|The status of OCCUBRAIN has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: OCCUBRAIN (DECEASED)|
Codename(s): OCCUBRAIN, That!, Yech!
Join Date: 10-28-06
Primary Role: Henchman Commander
Secondary Role: ?????, terror brain lord, brain master, mind enhancement.
Specialties: Power of the brain, psychic things, aether, mind superiority, gigantic brainism, eye and brain strike.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
Watched helplessly as the Airborne Command Center drifted into a lamp post and tore open, venting the hypno gas well before it reached Matt Lauer and the reviewing stand. Onlookers seemed unaffected by the hypno gas. OCCUBRAIN was subsequently stepped on by several members of the Buffalo Trojans Marching Band. His mind shield provided little protection and he was reduced to a smear of jelly on the pavement.
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