Henchman Status Update (6 of 6)
The status of OCCUBRAIN has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.
Name: OCCUBRAIN (DECEASED)
Codename(s): OCCUBRAIN, That!, Yech!
Join Date: 10-28-06
Primary Role: Henchman Commander
Secondary Role: ?????, terror brain lord, brain master, mind enhancement.
Specialties: Power of the brain, psychic things, aether, mind superiority, gigantic brainism, eye and brain strike.

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

DEATH PAYOUT: 100,000 USD to be paid to Peterson, Harold (handler).

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:

OCCUBRAIN DESERVES NO SKULLS!!!

Reviewed by Misery Loves Co.
fucking occubrain! piece of shit is everything it says in the listing, but look closer, hombres. They don't ever say occubrain can do anything. It's basically this giant brain that this fat dude plops down on the ground. It can kinda squirm around a little bit and hiss, that's it. There is no psychic power and it can't command my fucking dick to (more)

Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:

Watched helplessly as the Airborne Command Center drifted into a lamp post and tore open, venting the hypno gas well before it reached Matt Lauer and the reviewing stand. Onlookers seemed unaffected by the hypno gas. OCCUBRAIN was subsequently stepped on by several members of the Buffalo Trojans Marching Band. His mind shield provided little protection and he was reduced to a smear of jelly on the pavement.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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