|Henchman Status Update (6 of 6)|
|The status of OCCUBRAIN has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: OCCUBRAIN (DECEASED)|
Codename(s): OCCUBRAIN, That!, Yech!
Join Date: 10-28-06
Primary Role: Henchman Commander
Secondary Role: ?????, terror brain lord, brain master, mind enhancement.
Specialties: Power of the brain, psychic things, aether, mind superiority, gigantic brainism, eye and brain strike.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
Watched helplessly as the Airborne Command Center drifted into a lamp post and tore open, venting the hypno gas well before it reached Matt Lauer and the reviewing stand. Onlookers seemed unaffected by the hypno gas. OCCUBRAIN was subsequently stepped on by several members of the Buffalo Trojans Marching Band. His mind shield provided little protection and he was reduced to a smear of jelly on the pavement.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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