Henchman Status Update (4 of 6)
The status of Temptress has been changed from ACTIVE to CAPTURED.
Name: Silver, Annabelle (CAPTURED)
Codename(s): Temptress, The Silver Succubus
Join Date: 2-9-52
Primary Role: Seductress
Secondary Role: History, exotic dancing (traditional), eroticism (historic).
Specialties: Fan dance, veil dance, the Charleston, adult nudity, poison kiss, poison kiss (lower), poison kiss (Greek).

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

CAPTURE PAYOUT: 5,000 USD annually to be paid to Silbermann, Diana (granddaughter).

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:

"fart comfortable" way too quickly

Reviewed by The Todt Foundation
Ja, meine vater was regular customer of fraulein Temptress. When he needed eine T.E.A.M. or Unite Squad member seduced she vas his voman. Zo, I gave her a try. She is not so bad for an old lady. Still sexy if you care for that. But what no other reviewer mentioned: she is very quick to become fart comfortable. On first day in ze car on ze vay to secret base she let loose a real juicy (more)

Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:

Abandoned her post at one of the guide cables during the second wave of T.E.A.M. jetpack attacks. Arrested by a NYPD officer while attempting to urinate on a dog along the parade route. She is pending trial for public indecency and whatever the charge would be for attempting to bite an officer's face.

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