A Special Note From the Editor: Jeff K., SA's residential "L33t HAx0r," recently noticed how many RPGs were being sold. In an effort to capitalize in on this lucrative trend, he teamed up with his friend / enemy Jerry and the voice talent of Kevin "Cakewalk" Bowen to produce what is easily one of the most intelligent and strategic role playing games to ever be released. The sheer number of different endings, mini-quests, and weapons / attack skills make it the most customizable and enjoyable gaming experience I've ever witnessed. Well enough with me, I'll let you load the game and read Jeff K.'s details.
HELO EARTH USARS!!!ITS me Jeff K.!!! once againe for an exciteing emale update (I AM NOT USEING EMALE NOW, JUST TEH FRONTPAGE 2002 FOR LUNIX). I haev spent allot of my free tiem to build my new RPG (rolled palaying game) named:
TEH CASTAL ADVENTARE!!!
In thes game yuo palay a valiant prince wizzard magic man who has too saves teh kingdome from elves and misterious circumstances fir for a king!!! there are many differant stats (BECAUSE ALL YUO ROLLED PALAYING GAME NERDS LIEK STATS) and maney weapons and bad guys and all in all its teh best game evar and if yuo dont think so then go roll a donut into a white man's face!!!! HEAR SI TEH GAME (IT SI IN FALSH):
TO PALAY THIS GAME, USE YUOR ARROW KEYS
AND ROLL YUOR DICE FOR MORE DIFFERANT STATS AND
MY EMALE ADRESS ISANT WORKING "THANKS UGO!!!!) SO EMALE RICH "LOWED TAX" KAYNKA: HEAR:
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