Gosh that would be terrible.

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I would like to thank SA Forum Goon baxxy for suppling me with the DVD I wrote about this week, and to the fine folks who helped with images. Here are a few that did not make it into my update: Thank you AltF4 for this picture! No thank you spacecow for this picture! Much love to you, David Thorpe, for this picture!

Feats of Strength with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: when i was 6 or 7 i got a tree for my birthday :)
Livestock: this is not truth
Moof: it is
Moof: i planted it now it is bigger than me!
Livestock: do you ever get jealous
Moof: why would i
Moof: it might be bgger
Moof: but i am stronger
Moof: and i will prove this
Moof: in feats of strength
Livestock: are you excited about the feats of strength?
Moof: very
Livestock: what is going to be your feat, if i may be so bold as to ask
Moof: i will swim to canada
Livestock: that is not strength that is endurance
Moof: i will lift a dog over my head
Livestock: what kind
Moof: any and all kinds
Livestock: i may hold you to that
Moof: i am not afraid
Livestock: you will be
Moof: no
Livestock: more than you can imagine

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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