I would like to thank SA Forum Goon baxxy for suppling me with the DVD I wrote about this week, and to the fine folks who helped with images. Here are a few that did not make it into my update: Thank you AltF4 for this picture! No thank you spacecow for this picture! Much love to you, David Thorpe, for this picture!
Moof: when i was 6 or 7 i got a tree for my birthday :)
Livestock: this is not truth
Moof: it is
Moof: i planted it now it is bigger than me!
Livestock: do you ever get jealous
Moof: why would i
Moof: it might be bgger
Moof: but i am stronger
Moof: and i will prove this
Moof: in feats of strength
Livestock: are you excited about the feats of strength?
Livestock: what is going to be your feat, if i may be so bold as to ask
Moof: i will swim to canada
Livestock: that is not strength that is endurance
Moof: i will lift a dog over my head
Livestock: what kind
Moof: any and all kinds
Livestock: i may hold you to that
Moof: i am not afraid
Livestock: you will be
Livestock: more than you can imagine
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.