The neighbors stayed for many hours. When Duke awoke he blundered into the living room and struck up a conversation with his new friends, apparently unaware of the scene he was creating.
The guests were beginning to complain of lack of sleep and hunger, but they were both unwilling to be the first to leave the party. By the time Fifa asked them to leave it was too late. Events had already spiraled out of control...
The guests eventually hauled their drooling, pissing carcasses out of the Flare-RULES household. Fifa put something to eat in the oven and Duke took the opportunity to make sausages. While her food was cooking Fifa stood in front of the mirror and made faces at herself until she nearly collapsed with hunger.
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That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
'Let the building eat you.'
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