Eventually a firelady arrived and extinguished the fire by looking horrified. Homeowner's insurance covered the cost of a replacement oven.
Duke was even able to salvage his sausages, but his mind was on thoughts of escape. He couldn't enjoy his sausages because of all the turmoil.
By the next day it was apparent Duke had made a baby thing inside of his wife's hootie-hatch. That meant it was time to redecorate.
There was some landscaping to do as well. What newborn doesn't love a swing set or dozens of bales of hay?
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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