Happy Birthday, Meatbaby! You're almost ready to start mopping up all of the puddles the constantly-leaking faucets are making! School? Nah...
Hey, wait a second...why is Fifa all curled up like that? Why is that scary man standing over her?
Oh well, whatever!
Yay! Here lies Fifa, peperony and chease.
This nightmare is hardly a full plunge into the abyss of possibilities offered by The Sims 3. I have the utmost confidence in the ingenuity of the Internet to devise all new and terrible ways to torture Sims. In the meantime, I will continue my experiments.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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