Happy Birthday, Meatbaby! You're almost ready to start mopping up all of the puddles the constantly-leaking faucets are making! School? Nah...
Hey, wait a second...why is Fifa all curled up like that? Why is that scary man standing over her?
Oh well, whatever!
Yay! Here lies Fifa, peperony and chease.
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This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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