Duke and Fifa scarcely had time to settle in before they were entertaining. A couple of nosy neighbors came to see firsthand why all of the wild animals had fled the woods around Pleasantville en masse. Oh, why it's just the dad from Back to the Future and the bald teenage boy he's married to! They wanted to discuss the usual topics, like desktop computers and novelty disguises.
Fifa and Duke played by their own rules, putting on a show of affection that seemed to satisfy the company.
The blushing bride leaped into her husky hubby's arms and...wait a second...
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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