Duke and Fifa scarcely had time to settle in before they were entertaining. A couple of nosy neighbors came to see firsthand why all of the wild animals had fled the woods around Pleasantville en masse. Oh, why it's just the dad from Back to the Future and the bald teenage boy he's married to! They wanted to discuss the usual topics, like desktop computers and novelty disguises.
Fifa and Duke played by their own rules, putting on a show of affection that seemed to satisfy the company.
The blushing bride leaped into her husky hubby's arms and...wait a second...
The Remains of Bidet (James Ivory, 1993)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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