Duke and Fifa scarcely had time to settle in before they were entertaining. A couple of nosy neighbors came to see firsthand why all of the wild animals had fled the woods around Pleasantville en masse. Oh, why it's just the dad from Back to the Future and the bald teenage boy he's married to! They wanted to discuss the usual topics, like desktop computers and novelty disguises.
Fifa and Duke played by their own rules, putting on a show of affection that seemed to satisfy the company.
The blushing bride leaped into her husky hubby's arms and...wait a second...
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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