~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~

Reppin': Mr. Wiggles


Best sandwhich combo you've made
- Sandwich chat, for talking about sandwiches.

Tell me what the french eat
- Frogs and cheese and sometimes chocolate didn't you know that? Oh they also eat Le Big Macs at LeMcLeDonald's.

Pâté, cheap food that tastes rich
- High class baby food.

The Story of Pepito (or how I killed my best friend)
- Let this thread be a lesson to you about how to not make threads.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~

Reppin': Miso Beno


Big, black, scary? You bet your ass! - Keep this thing away from my ass. Please.

The Practical Shooting/Maintenance Thread [picture-intensive] - What I have to practice with my firearms to actually get good at using them? Bullshit! That's hogwash just like "preventative maintenance!"

Shoot guns with Yoopers! Sault Ste. Marie, MI: time to step up Canada! - Canadians and Americans face off for the fiercest battle between Americans and Canadian militiamen since 1812.

FUCK THIS GLOCK - Glocks suck. There I said it.

CCW Comparison: Glock 36 vs. Walther PPS - Just in case you were shopping for a new firearm to pack around in your fanny pack, DJExile made all of the leg work easy for you.

2009 Independence Day Action Rifle Match - What better way to celebrate America's independence than to engage in some competitive rifle shooting?

Brasco The Liberty Bear: A coloring book with footnotes - B is for burgalar and bandit because if you don't have a gun they're going to stab you right in the fucking neck. What a heart warming book for children.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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