If the aforementioned female is under attack by anything sporting tentacles, their clothes should explode and send clothing shards all over the place... which will immediately disintegrate.
The Main Character can be shot but not critically wounded. There is no known way to kill the Main Character on your first attempt, as all damage is immediately attracted to his right shoulder which sustains the majority of the blow. Attempting to injure him a second time will probably result in something behind him inadvertently blowing up, causing your untimely demise.
Giant robots must display the coordination and flexibility of a ballerina on muscle relaxers. The only exception is evil robots which are large, slow, clumsy, and terribly destructive.
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Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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