Lowtax - HELLO I LIEK QUAKE DO U WANT 2 TALK ABOUT QUAEK?
jaedr - Yes, Quake is a wery nice game.
Lowtax - yes do U play Quaek3? i bought it for CHristmas
jaedr - What other games do you like....
Lowtax - Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?
jaedr - I can send you a picture of the game if you want.
Lowtax - I cannut get pictures, i am on AOL
jaedr - I don't know what AOL is.
Lowtax - IT is the Internet
jaedr - But are you not on ICQ?
Lowtax - What is ICQ? I am on AOL . i can download words
jaedr - You have a ICQ# number. So you don't have ICQ?
Lowtax - What is ICQ? i use AOL
jaedr - So you can use AOL like I'm using ICQ to send messages to you. I see.
Lowtax - yes and i can call my grandmother in Alzania
jaedr - How do you get your ICQ#: Is there because AOL?
Lowtax - yes, i typed in KEYWORD: FRIEND and your name came up and i talked to u about Quaek and movies and we will eat cake
jaedr - Can you downlad ICQ? From "http://www.icq.com/download/". It's a wery good chat program.
jaedr - Have you internet explorer or netscape?
Lowtax - Yes
Lowtax - Will it have a computar virus? i saw a movie with a computar virus and it stole somebodys identity and she got shot
jaedr - This program is free for virus. But you should have a virus protection.
Lowtax - OH NO, your letters turned red, I think i have a computar virus!
jaedr - I did that only because that's importent! You see.
Lowtax - Oh that was close i shall download emale now and run ICQ on Photoshop
jaedr - Have you not a PC, or do you have a Apple computer?
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