Pete - ok

Pete - what do you see?

Lowtax - There are triangles on the ground outside, they are orage! Do you are knowing what that measn?

Pete - what s the time there?

Lowtax - Midnight

Pete - no...what?

Lowtax - I dont know, but there are orange triangles on the ground and they are moving in circles and

Pete - pick one up

Lowtax - i am not going outside, my house has all the lights off, i dont think they can see me the triangles are light

Pete - what...are they made out off light?

Lowtax - I dont know, i am looking out the front window they are orange triangles on my ground, and they are moving in a circle around the lawn... they are going all around, like they are looking for some-thing. and there is a humming sound coming from somweher

Pete - how big are they?

Lowtax - Size of street signs i think like stopsign

Lowtax - they are moving around my fornt porch now!

Pete - do you have a pet? you better get it inside

Pete - do you have a gun?

Lowtax - YES, King, i forgot about my dog. he was barking outside before, but then i didn't hear any barking and i though he go to sleep. i dont know what is going on

Lowtax - why do i need gun?

Pete - if they attack you

Lowtax - yes, i may need to get that. oh, I am going to open up my door and see if my dog is there

Pete - be careful

Lowtax - OH this is weird. i opened the door and then all the lights were GONE and there is no more buzzing noise and itis quiet outside and dark

Lowtax - i dont know what si going on now

Pete - did you find king?

Pete - are you drunk?

Lowtax - no, no dog, he must have run off to somewheres i guess. but it is so quiet here noew, i can't hear anything.

Lowtax - no, i do not drink

Pete - you should ring the miliary and ask if they are doing any experiments

Lowtax - ok i will call now and ask

Pete - tell me what they say

Lowtax - MY PHONE DOES NOT WORK it worked before!!!

Pete - how come your internet is working?...that is fucking wierd

Lowtax - i dont know, i am on cable line for cable modem.

Pete - i see...if i was you i would make sure your dog is safe

Lowtax - ok, i will go out my door again and look

Pete - tell me when you come back if you found him

More Pranks [ICQ]

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.