Pete - ok
Pete - what do you see?
Lowtax - There are triangles on the ground outside, they are orage! Do you are knowing what that measn?
Pete - what s the time there?
Lowtax - Midnight
Pete - no...what?
Lowtax - I dont know, but there are orange triangles on the ground and they are moving in circles and
Pete - pick one up
Lowtax - i am not going outside, my house has all the lights off, i dont think they can see me the triangles are light
Pete - what...are they made out off light?
Lowtax - I dont know, i am looking out the front window they are orange triangles on my ground, and they are moving in a circle around the lawn... they are going all around, like they are looking for some-thing. and there is a humming sound coming from somweher
Pete - how big are they?
Lowtax - Size of street signs i think like stopsign
Lowtax - they are moving around my fornt porch now!
Pete - do you have a pet? you better get it inside
Pete - do you have a gun?
Lowtax - YES, King, i forgot about my dog. he was barking outside before, but then i didn't hear any barking and i though he go to sleep. i dont know what is going on
Lowtax - why do i need gun?
Pete - if they attack you
Lowtax - yes, i may need to get that. oh, I am going to open up my door and see if my dog is there
Pete - be careful
Lowtax - OH this is weird. i opened the door and then all the lights were GONE and there is no more buzzing noise and itis quiet outside and dark
Lowtax - i dont know what si going on now
Pete - did you find king?
Pete - are you drunk?
Lowtax - no, no dog, he must have run off to somewheres i guess. but it is so quiet here noew, i can't hear anything.
Lowtax - no, i do not drink
Pete - you should ring the miliary and ask if they are doing any experiments
Lowtax - ok i will call now and ask
Pete - tell me what they say
Lowtax - MY PHONE DOES NOT WORK it worked before!!!
Pete - how come your internet is working?...that is fucking wierd
Lowtax - i dont know, i am on cable line for cable modem.
Pete - i see...if i was you i would make sure your dog is safe
Lowtax - ok, i will go out my door again and look
Pete - tell me when you come back if you found him
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