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Uhhh... yeah, sure. What a graceful way of saying, "we talked to a real lawyer and he informed us we have no case, so we're dropping it." Of course that would make them look like idiots, so the masterminds at Limitless Horizons Entertainment LLC had to make up some line about "increased sales" or something to make themselves look better. Good job guys, I look forward to the substantially increased subscription user base in your elf game, all thanks to our site.
Regardless, I guess I won the legal case of Something Awful vs. Limitless Horizons Entertainment LLC And Their Awesome Game About Elves Or Some Shit! Hooray! Something Awful has once again that good always triumphs over evil and their enchanted swords of doom. I shot off an email to Stephen M. Burby regarding advertising on Something Awful, but strangely enough, he never got back to me. How rude! Come back to me, Edward T. Lynch, and sue my pants off, big boy!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Many people love to threaten to sue us. Luckily we have both Leonard "J." Crabs and common sense on our side, thus enabling us to easily defeat such trivialities. Remember - when you're on the Internet, you can threaten to sue for anything!