Greetings,

After recently becoming aware of the additional increase in pre order sales
because of the latest drama associated with the product we have decided that
interests would be increased in allowing the articles to remain.

Please send us additional information on advertising opportunities/space if
any currently exist.

Regards,
Stephen M. Burby
Marketing
860.965.8578

Uhhh... yeah, sure. What a graceful way of saying, "we talked to a real lawyer and he informed us we have no case, so we're dropping it." Of course that would make them look like idiots, so the masterminds at Limitless Horizons Entertainment LLC had to make up some line about "increased sales" or something to make themselves look better. Good job guys, I look forward to the substantially increased subscription user base in your elf game, all thanks to our site.

Regardless, I guess I won the legal case of Something Awful vs. Limitless Horizons Entertainment LLC And Their Awesome Game About Elves Or Some Shit! Hooray! Something Awful has once again that good always triumphs over evil and their enchanted swords of doom. I shot off an email to Stephen M. Burby regarding advertising on Something Awful, but strangely enough, he never got back to me. How rude! Come back to me, Edward T. Lynch, and sue my pants off, big boy!

- The Always Frightened Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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