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Uhhh... yeah, sure. What a graceful way of saying, "we talked to a real lawyer and he informed us we have no case, so we're dropping it." Of course that would make them look like idiots, so the masterminds at Limitless Horizons Entertainment LLC had to make up some line about "increased sales" or something to make themselves look better. Good job guys, I look forward to the substantially increased subscription user base in your elf game, all thanks to our site.
Regardless, I guess I won the legal case of Something Awful vs. Limitless Horizons Entertainment LLC And Their Awesome Game About Elves Or Some Shit! Hooray! Something Awful has once again that good always triumphs over evil and their enchanted swords of doom. I shot off an email to Stephen M. Burby regarding advertising on Something Awful, but strangely enough, he never got back to me. How rude! Come back to me, Edward T. Lynch, and sue my pants off, big boy!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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