Moof: what gifts should i take my family
Moof: for christmas
Moof: that england hasn't invented yet
Moof: england has soap
Moof: england has toothpaste
Moof: hmm razors
Livestock: mutton chop trimmers
Moof: i cant take them on the plane
Livestock: top hat racks
Livestock: monocle stands
Moof: we dont need such trimmers we are proud :(
Livestock: they like to hunt foxes
Livestock: crowns and gold
Livestock: rare species of man for the amusement of royalty
Moof: you know it well
Livestock: bell wax
Livestock: for waxing big ben
Moof: big ben is well taken care of thank you very much!!
Livestock: yes... yes it is ;-)
Moof: what is your opinion on submarines do you think they have a place amongst the fishes
Livestock: i think submarines do have a place among the fish, as helicopters have a place amongst man.
Moof: as jumbo jets have a place amongst the soaring eagles and majestic dragons of lore
Livestock: when you think about it, moof, we are all submarines
Moof: nope i dont have a periscope
Livestock: i do
Tom is in England right now and I am unable to talk to him about large dogs so my life is kind of stressful at the moment.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.