Pamela Anderson's 2002 Buick LeSabre

It might not look so bad on the outside, but bombshell Pam's decrepit LeSabre has been hit by that bomb on the inside. It has over 300,000 miles (she gets around!!) worn out shocks (gets around) and stains on the upholstery (around). The Carfax for this thing is just a skull and the word NO.

Lil' Kim's 1997 BMW 328i

Rapper Lil' Kim once used to have one of the hottest "whips" in America. Now she is riding just plain old dirty with this walleyed BMW that looks like it hasn't seen a waxing in at least ten years. Hey, Kim, leave the headlight replacements to the professionals. What you are doing here is not working.

Anyone can own a car, but if you're famous, you'd better not drive it into the ground or be gross. Because we're watching you.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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