Pamela Anderson's 2002 Buick LeSabre
It might not look so bad on the outside, but bombshell Pam's decrepit LeSabre has been hit by that bomb on the inside. It has over 300,000 miles (she gets around!!) worn out shocks (gets around) and stains on the upholstery (around). The Carfax for this thing is just a skull and the word NO.
Lil' Kim's 1997 BMW 328i
Rapper Lil' Kim once used to have one of the hottest "whips" in America. Now she is riding just plain old dirty with this walleyed BMW that looks like it hasn't seen a waxing in at least ten years. Hey, Kim, leave the headlight replacements to the professionals. What you are doing here is not working.
Anyone can own a car, but if you're famous, you'd better not drive it into the ground or be gross. Because we're watching you.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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