Pamela Anderson's 2002 Buick LeSabre
It might not look so bad on the outside, but bombshell Pam's decrepit LeSabre has been hit by that bomb on the inside. It has over 300,000 miles (she gets around!!) worn out shocks (gets around) and stains on the upholstery (around). The Carfax for this thing is just a skull and the word NO.
Lil' Kim's 1997 BMW 328i
Rapper Lil' Kim once used to have one of the hottest "whips" in America. Now she is riding just plain old dirty with this walleyed BMW that looks like it hasn't seen a waxing in at least ten years. Hey, Kim, leave the headlight replacements to the professionals. What you are doing here is not working.
Anyone can own a car, but if you're famous, you'd better not drive it into the ground or be gross. Because we're watching you.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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