Word is, Deadwood star McShane still drives this ugly auto with a boot full of ants and a smashed coat wedged under the spare. Stink lines added because we know it smells like someone dropped a cheese and pickle sandwich down into the shifter. Just give it up already, mate. Drive it into a ditch or set fire to it or something.
He is not fooling anyone with this car. Hey, Michael, we know you're spending all your dough from The Game on cancer pills, but next time spring for a real mechanic. It's just upsetting to see this in his driveway next to Catherine Zeta Jones's immaculate 2008 Mercedes.
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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