Your heart is racing as you watch the man. Maybe he could point you to the nearest gas station? No, he will probably kill you. As he gets closer you can make out his features. He must be like 7 feet tall. His hair is slicked back, a messy moustache covers most of his face, tattoos cover the rest. Are you sure this is a good idea?
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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