Your heart is racing as you watch the man. Maybe he could point you to the nearest gas station? No, he will probably kill you. As he gets closer you can make out his features. He must be like 7 feet tall. His hair is slicked back, a messy moustache covers most of his face, tattoos cover the rest. Are you sure this is a good idea?
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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