Your heart is racing as you watch the man. Maybe he could point you to the nearest gas station? No, he will probably kill you. As he gets closer you can make out his features. He must be like 7 feet tall. His hair is slicked back, a messy moustache covers most of his face, tattoos cover the rest. Are you sure this is a good idea?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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