Due or Die. Choose Your Own Adventure for the College Freshman

Sunday, Sep 20, 2009 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding (@iggolding)

"Goodbye Nerd Jacobs." You say, gripping his unconscious head. You twist it like Batman, expecting to hear a loud crack. Instead, Nerd Jacobs wakes up and begins flailing around. He tells you to back away, and at first you do, but while he gropes the floor trying to find his glasses, you snap. You lift up his large PC and drop it on his skull.

Once his body stops moving, you grab the paper and walk out of the room.

Send the paper to Mr. Wilson

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