BR0CHIEF420 is now online. You kick ass for a few rounds with a sniper rifle, and your friends come in and join. Pretty soon, you're all drunk, and someone mentions strip Halo. Forty minutes later you're all naked, sweaty, and embarrassed. Your paper isn't finished, but at least you can say that you tried some new things in college.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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