BR0CHIEF420 is now online. You kick ass for a few rounds with a sniper rifle, and your friends come in and join. Pretty soon, you're all drunk, and someone mentions strip Halo. Forty minutes later you're all naked, sweaty, and embarrassed. Your paper isn't finished, but at least you can say that you tried some new things in college.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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