Pardon me Train Smeller Lady, but yours truly has elected to bust a mondo dook all up in this train car. Deal with it.
Whoa honey, where's all this hostility coming from? I thought you'd really like rolling over into a cold pool of my waste.
As your new Mayor of Big Lots, I promise to sort and consolidate all expired energy drinks into a single aisle, and will find out who keeps buying all this Betty Boop-branded shit.
Can you believe it, Haruhi? People were making out and drinking alcohol and whispering bad words to each other. Disgusting!
Lonely Angel Dog has nobody to play with for the next like 40 years. What if it's not heaven after all?...
some guys shot at me and my devil hoes wtf is ther problem
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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