sòng / Arguing


Divination Text

"You will never run away from your sin! You have no right to live! It is a sin for you to be alive!"

- Nightmare, Soulcalibur II

Situation Analysis

Our past deeds and negative thinking pursue us as surely as our shadows. Do not fear these deeds. We must turn and confront them and hope the demon sword doesn't transform you into a monster.


– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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