"Woo! Woow! Wow! Woooow! Wow! (Can you and I be friends?)"
- Blanka, Street Fighter Alpha 3
Even our boldest enemies can be turned into friends at opportune moments. Resist negative or hostile actions, no matter how much you are electrocuted, and greet your greatest foe with an outstretched hand or by pressing A and B at the same time to grapple.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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