"Woo! Woow! Wow! Woooow! Wow! (Can you and I be friends?)"
- Blanka, Street Fighter Alpha 3
Even our boldest enemies can be turned into friends at opportune moments. Resist negative or hostile actions, no matter how much you are electrocuted, and greet your greatest foe with an outstretched hand or by pressing A and B at the same time to grapple.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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