"I am Yoshimitsu! Had enough?"
- Yoshimitsu, Soulcalibur
Circumstance and obstacles can delay your progress and seem insurmountable to a newcomer as you attempt to rescue Doctor Boskonovitch. Only through experience will we ever become seasoned veterans.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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