"I am Yoshimitsu! Had enough?"
- Yoshimitsu, Soulcalibur
Circumstance and obstacles can delay your progress and seem insurmountable to a newcomer as you attempt to rescue Doctor Boskonovitch. Only through experience will we ever become seasoned veterans.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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