"So long weenie king. We won't meet again."
- Kyo Kusanagi, King of Fighters 95
We are all kings of our own empires: our relationships, kindnesses and 100-hit combos. Within each of us is the power to create a legend or to ring out and disappear ignominiously. Seek the greatness and inspiration to be found in your move list, no matter what path you must walk to achieve mastery.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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