"My totem is too great for your desperate fighting techniques!"
- T. Hawk, Street Fighter
When you are confronted with a problem that seems insurmountable at first you must not become discouraged or rely on the same technique over and over again. Eventually your opponent will learn to block low kicks. You must travel around their defenses and engage them from an unexpected quarter.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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