"My totem is too great for your desperate fighting techniques!"
- T. Hawk, Street Fighter
When you are confronted with a problem that seems insurmountable at first you must not become discouraged or rely on the same technique over and over again. Eventually your opponent will learn to block low kicks. You must travel around their defenses and engage them from an unexpected quarter.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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