The good news is that eFront finally came through on their word. As a result, this site will be up until (at least) February 19th.
As I'm sure you've heard, Jeff K. has been taken into legal custody by the FBI Cyber-Crimes department. I am currently on my way up to Washington with Leonard Crabs so we may straighten this mess out. More details will come soon.
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