The good news is that eFront finally came through on their word. As a result, this site will be up until (at least) February 19th.
As I'm sure you've heard, Jeff K. has been taken into legal custody by the FBI Cyber-Crimes department. I am currently on my way up to Washington with Leonard Crabs so we may straighten this mess out. More details will come soon.
In the meantime, feel free to enjoy the Something Awful Random E/N Site Generator! This page automatically refreshes every 60 seconds with a brand new page of teenage angst, depression, and incessant whining about how cruel and heartless life is! Have a blast with the Random E/N Site Generator!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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