The LIMITED EDITION Something Awful t-shirts have been printed up and are ready to ship! That's right, we've got a brand new design ready to go! The shirts are selling out very quickly, so order now or face what could possibly be the greatest heartbreak of your entire life - living without a black t-shirt that has a website's address stamped across the back of it.
We've already sold half of them so hurry the hell up and order before the supplies are completely exhausted! As an added bonus, we've gotten shirts printed in sizes from large to XXX-large, because really fat people deserve to wear high quality / low brow t-shirts too! Head over to the SA store and grab yo'self a Something Awful Limited Edition T-shirt!
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I'm going to be in San Jose attending the GDC from Wednesday through Sunday, so Zack from Ghost Magazine or whatever the hell that site is, will be updating in my absence. Of course, Frags will be doing the weekend updates like normal, so you have his predictably wacky comedic stylings to fall back on! Hurray! Now go buy a shirt!
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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