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Gone Fishin'

I'm going to be in San Jose attending the GDC from Wednesday through Sunday, so Zack from Ghost Magazine or whatever the hell that site is, will be updating in my absence. Of course, Frags will be doing the weekend updates like normal, so you have his predictably wacky comedic stylings to fall back on! Hurray! Now go buy a shirt!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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