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NIGHT GLOW Toilet Seats, glow in the dark and light your way for up to and over 8 hours per charge from any light source. NIGHT GLOW seats safely guide your way, for all late night bathroom visits.

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By AREA51GRAYALIEN from Muncie, IN

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age: 36-40

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By BagPipeLover from Jackson, TN

I have a small dog, which means I have to shake it out over the toilet every few hours. Unfortunately, with the new glowing appearance, the dog is now terrified to be anywhere near my toilet.

I don't want to decide between my dog and new glowing seat, but it looks like I have no choice in the matter.

Age: 46-50

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By ToiletMan from Eugene, OR

I can't tell you the impossibly high hopes I had for this. I thought this was going to do for using the bathroom what cosmic bowling did for bowling: change the game forever. It's a huge letdown. It's just a regular old toilet seat made out of moon rocks or whatever it is that makes things glow. There is no magic here, folks. Don't get your hopes up.

Age: 41-45

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By RALPH from Norman, OK

I'm something of a power user, so believe me when I say this seat is a disappointment.

Con: The glow paint on this thing is cheap, and rubs off on you. I had no idea my whole entire buttocks area was illuminated. It soaked into my skin and doesn't wash out. Also some of it got on my hands and face so when I go out at night I look like a monster. I will not be buying any more of these until i get a formal apology.

Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.

Age: 56-60

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By Dirk from Boston, MA

Definitely a more elegant solution than what I did by rigging up an LED lighting system to the bottom of the toilet seat and coating the interior of toilet bowl with chrome paint. But my way is more authentic and pure, so I will not be buying this. Two stars for effort.

Age: 31-35

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By The Crying Man from Asheville, NC

It feels like I am throwing up into a portal to another world.

Age: 26-30

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By HolySpiritAnimals from Nampa, ID

I'm having serious dog troubles. My dog licked up all the glow paint within an hour of me installing it, and has been leaving behind glowing stinkers for weeks now. It's easier to pick up at night, but I just want my glowing toilet seat back and for the dog not to leave glowing streaks on the carpet when he drags his butt.

Age: 41-45

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By BornAgain4RonPaul from Amarillo, TX

I got this for myself as a gag gift, but I really, really liked it!

Age: 36-40

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By MattP from Las Cruces, NM

I imagine this is how the characters of the motion picture "TRON" do their business. It's amazing, and unlike anything I've experienced before. I wish it could be night all the time.

Age: 26-30

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By Charlie from Reno, NV

I gave up on toilets a dog's age ago, but this lured me back. I'm hooked again!

Age: 61-65

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