Captain Cookiedough and Darth Driplip disembark from their hyperspace rocket-plane to conquer all of the Dennys on Earth. The pie there stinks. I got a chocolate creme pie slice and there was a goddamn contact lens in it!!! I complained to the waitress but by that time she could understand me because I was holding her head in the grease trap and kicking at the busboys and I noticed that they fill their Heinz ketchup bottles in the back with Hunts ketchup and that's probably illegal or something. I'm going to write a goddamn letter to 60 Minutes as soon as I get my typewriter out of the bathtub.