Steve likes money a whole bunch.
Steve likes money so much he is in charge of money.
Steve goes to see all his money.
His Hollywood wife is also there to see the money. Even Darryl is there.
Hollywood wife loves all that money. "Look at the number of money right here."
"I signed the money," he boasts. "Do you want to touch it?"
Darryl wants to touch the money.
Darryl isn't allowed to touch the money. "You need to have a billion dollars or be Hollywood Wife," says Steve.
Steve and the beautiful Hollywood wife get to be a happy family together with the money. Maybe they will have a money baby!
Uhoh, it's late and Steve has to go. "Goodnight, Steve!"
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.